A Little Bit of Sunshine

irishyoga:

I would also recommend figuring out what day our period starts so you can know when to start bringing extra chocolate home so after a long day at work we can sit on the couch and eat chocolate and watch sappy, stereotypical romcoms whose opening credits make us cry because “the story is just so fucking beautiful” and cuddle for hours while you don’t judge me us.

Not that I speak from experience or anything…

Andy is a champ about this. He has an app on his phone that tracks the reds. So he knew this week was going to be pretty emotional. Last night he held me in the middle of the grocery store while I cried over cake mix. Then he bought me Ben and Jerry’s ice cream and let me cry a little more in the car and on the floor of our bedroom when we got home. He held me when I cried at the Real World and let me steal all the pillows on the bed and told me I was beautiful even though I was a complete shitshow shoving ice cream in my face and rolling around the floor sobbing. 

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misscoco:

I fixed it.

lookatallthefucksigif:

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irishyoga:

I already know that I’m going to regret this.

So this stupid whore one of my friends replied to a post on Reddit about sexual misconceptions because I had a major one up until I was 17 (even though she says “almost 20”, I was still in high school when I was corrected. Thank God.). Her comment has over 1500 upvotes and has sparked a whole new thread of weirdness. I’m not sure if I should be dying of embarrassment, wanting to kill her, flattered that so many people thought this was funny, horrified that people are laughing at me on the Interwebz, or some combination of any or all of those emotions.

I’m peeing myself. I love you darling duff. Thanks for earning me so much comment karma! 

Kristen Wiig and Jon Hamm. Perfection. 

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Ok. I try really hard not to rant. I try really hard not be a bitch about things or get hurt if it’s petty. However today is my birthday. I’m 21. Last night at midnight I was on my couch eating cereal instead of being crazy drunk at the bars. My big called me wished me a happy birthday, another sister, and then my ex boyfriend. Not ok. Not fucking ok. I spent one of the biggest birthdays sober and the people I thought cared about me, apparently can’t even remember my goddam birthday even though it’s on Facebook. COME ON PEOPLE! SERIOUSLY!  So instead of being happy and excited that I’m turning 21, I just feel really shitty and rejected. Tears on birthdays sober are never ok. I quit. I quit. I fucking quit. 

Anonymous asked: All even numbers 2-20 ;)

2. Last sexual encounter, good or bad and why? Good and bad. Bad because it was angry sex and I don’t necessarily think that’s a good idea but good because it was really damn passionate.

4. Something that never fails to make you horny: crying babies. Kidding. kissing my neck and strong hands

6. The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when I was drunk and this guy put my ankles on his shoulders, looked my straight in the eye and started singing Frank Sinatra. True Story. 

8. The best way to sexually bind someone: They sell bondage tape at stores like fascinations, you can also buy fabric velcro restraints if you want to get a bit kinky. 

10. Fastest way to make you horny: Tell me you want me and kiss me passionately. 

12. We were about to blank then blank- fill in the blank: He was about to go down on me then his crazy bitch roommate threatened to take the door off the handle.. yeah. 

14. Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? Depends on the night. Usually ones enough, multiples are always nice. 

16. Weirdest Nickname a significant other has called you: Sugar-Snatch 

18.Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: This one guy once asked if he could try on my panties, which was really odd. Though I think the sinatra ankle-fucking story from above take the cake. 

20. Is it ever ok not to use a condom? It really depends. If you are in a monogamous relationship with someone and you’ve both been tested and you are practicing some sort of birth control (unless you want babies ick) then yes generally I think  it’s ok not to use condoms. however if you’re single and going out and having a lot of sex, you need protection. Don’t be that asshole who gives everyone herpes. 

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pickurselfup:

Alice White in The Naughty Flirt, 1931

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